Domestic Internship Opportunity

Resumes are currently being accepted and reviewed for a Domestic Internship opportunity at an exclusive all-boys boarding house.  This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to enhance your skills and gain experience running a household.  Responsibilities will include, but are not limited to, cooking, cleaning (bathrooms and windows required), laundry, child supervision, and dog walking.  An English accent (real or imagined) and experience as a Supernanny a definite plus.

Only reasonably attractive people need to apply.  Preference will be given candidates holding an advanced degree in child psychology, or counter terrorism.  Male candidates with six pack abs are strongly encouraged to apply.  We are an equal opportunity employer and offender.   This is a voluntary position only.   Compensation for your time will be in the form of gratitude and knowing you are truly making a difference.   Reply to post for more information.